Facebook to start charging $2.99/month? It’s nonsense!

Will Facebook start charging you to access the world’s most popular social network?

Of course not.

But that isn’t stopping thousands of Facebook addicts from feverishly sharing a link to what they believe is a news report claiming that from November 1st you’ll be paying $2.99 every month.

Facebook charging hoax

If you click through on the link you will be taken to a satirical news website, not a legitimate news outlet, which has a phoney news report claiming that Facebook will soon be charging its billion users for access.

It’s nonsense of course. If it were in anyway true, you would expect to see an announcement on Facebook’s official blog, or in the headlines of major online news outlets.

Instead, the only site that appears to be reporting this “breaking news” is an outlet called nationalreport.net:

National Report's bogus report

The bogus report starts sanely enough, and might have fooled some people into believing it was true:

Menlo Park, CA — At a press conference this morning, Facebook rolled out their new monthly service plan which begins November 1st of this year. The social media giant says they will start charging members $2.99/mo to use the services that the site has to offer.
“After thinking long and hard about this decision, at the end of the day, we were forced to add this monthly fee,” Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg told reporters. “If we don’t do something about our rising costs now, Facebook could cease to exist in the near future.”

“This is excellent news for Facebook stock holders,” says Wall Street analyst Dale Sackrider. “As of August this year, Facebook had a total of 1.317 billion users. If just 75% of those members pay the new monthly service fee of $3, that will mean an annual influx of cash totaling roughly $3 billion. That’s not just an increase in profits of a few dollars, that’s a game changer right there.”

As you read on, however, you should have begun to question whether the report should be taken at face value:

Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group, says their business could not survive without Facebook.

“Charging people to use Facebook means there won’t be as many heathens on the site to help stay off the Devil’s playground. Personally, I like Facebook because it helps me promote my side business of making personalized video greetings. Those videos are good, clean fun for the whole family, and they also help pay for my anger management and sex offender classes. Praise Fappy!”

It’s not exactly what I would describe as amusing satire, but I suspect that wasn’t the true intention of the nationalreport.net website. Instead, my guess is that they knew the story would be shared by unthinking Facebook users, driving traffic to the webpage and helping them earn money through online advertising.

It’s a dirty trick, but it’s been done before – and it will happen again and again until internet users wise up and think before they share a link.

The truth is that Facebook doesn’t need to charge you. It makes more than enough money from advertisers, without needing to charge its 1,000,000,000+ users.

Indeed, forcing Facebook to pay a subscription would likely ruin its business model, as many users would revolt and go elsewhere.

Mind you, maybe charging $2.99 per month isn’t a completely daft move. I, for one, would feel much more willing to pay Facebook a small amount of money if I felt that it would mean my personal data wasn’t being monetised by Facebook, and if my being a paying customer meant that the site listened to my point of view when it came to security and privacy.

Hmm. Don’t hold your breath…

Author Graham Cluley, We Live Security

  • Andy

    An interesting concept. What if FB did start charging? How many users would it retain? Would it put an end to the fake accounts? Would $2.99 be the straw to break the FB addiction for most people. I gave up FB weeks ago, and I don’t miss it. I’ve gotten so much of my day back for other things that could be productive.

    • NoNickname90

      Google Plus. Why should I use Facebook? I think they’d lose a lot to other social networks.

    • gogu

      what if there are 10 birds on a wire, and you shoot one of them…how many will threre still be left? it’s stupid to consider this an interesting concept (because the outcome can only be one) and also getting “much of the day” back (were you one of those laughables that ckecked-in even at the toilet?)

  • Coyote

    “As you read on, however, you should have begun to question whether the report should be taken at face value:”

    Love the pun. As for the issue, I wish they would start charging too but for less nice reasons (just that I would love the outrage it would cause, as well as see how it changes the devotion kids – and okay some adults too – give it, as if it was the most special thing in the world’s history). Something about my twisted personality, at play, I’m sure…

  • That rumor is as old as Facebook.

  • LOL

    Maybe these so called news people should go back to 4th grade maths LOL

    $2.99 a month is not $3 billion a year. If 75% paid the fee it would be around $28 BILLION just a bit off the mark

    • SteveDitkosQuestion

      That WAS 4th grade math…..per the writers of the bogus news network.

      “A is A”.


  • Derp Obama

    FB idiots are too easy to troll, it almost isnt even funny…almost

  • DoktorThomas

    Facebook: unused by 4 billion Internauts and will probably remain that way. Just say, “No!” …

  • Bow_Tie Man

    Is this another Facebook Test? Are we Addicted or Gullible?

  • ssr

    fake really

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