It’s not been a good week for spam, in my mailbox at any rate. Mostly, just half-hearted lottery scams like this:
Congratulations! Your Email was confirmed as winner of the Raffle draw Held in February, 2013 in Europe.
( email@example.com )
Await response for claims.
Does anyone ever fall for scams this feeble? Well, just in case, I’ve warned all my email accounts that while I’m not an expert on legal matters, I’m pretty sure that email can’t win lotteries and they certainly shouldn’t be sending my money to pay registration fees, taxes, bribes, or whatever other excuse the scammer makes for taking money in advance. (It’s not called Advance Fee Fraud for nothing.)
I’m far more impressed by the little beauty below. Who wouldn’t be impressed by a conference that managed to get the famous Angelina Ballerina to organize it? Fortunately, Wikipedia told me that Angelina is a fictional dancing mouse, so I escaped being scammed by a whisker. But I avoided making a faux pas in the pas seul, so to squeak. Okay, I’ll stop now and let you read this gem:
It is a great privilege for us to invite you for the upcoming International combined conference meeting on Human Right and Global Financial Crisis, taking place from May 6th to 10th May 2013, here in United States of America, California.
The aims of the conference is to bring together researchers and practitioners in an effort to lay a ground work for future collaborative research, advocacy, and program development as well as to educate social service, health care and global financial sectors.
An expert faculty of speaker from Australia, Europe, Asia, Africa and USA will present a comprehensive review of leaders to discuss relevant, timely topics related to Global Financial Crisis with dynamic educational sessions, invaluable networking functions, career advancement opportunities and cutting-edge resources. The 3rd Annual ECD Conference & Exhibition offers the most comprehensive learning experience in the field.
Registration is freely open to all interested participants; interested participants should contact the conference s ecretariat via Email below for more information for registration and accommodation.
Secretariat Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
If you are a holder of passport that may require visa to enter the United States, you are to inform the conference secretariat at the time of sending your detail for registration, as the organizers of the event is responsible for all visa arrangements and travel assistance.
Once again we thank you for taking out your time in your busy scheduled to attend this conference meeting and we hope to see you at the event venue.
Ms. Angelina Ballerina Program Coordinator
There were one or two other scam indicators of course:
If you get something like this, don’t let your natural concerns over human rights issues and the fragile economy cloud your judgment. Not that these are the only topics used as a hook to draw you into the scam: variations on the conference theme include human trafficking, child abuse, racism, war-affected children and so on. They also misuse the names of entirely legitimate organizations such as the International Economic Development Council, UNESCO, and the UN, in order to target other NGOs and ‘people of conscience’.
Still, I must admit, Ms Ballerina’s English isn’t bad at all, for a Brazilian mouse. I bet she leads the authorities a merry dance. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
David Harley CITP FBCS CISSP
ESET Senior Research Fellow